From Timothée Chalamet to the 'Challengers' Cast -- Lookalike Contests are Taking over the World. Who Would We Love to See Next?

Zane Phillips

Think of all the sculpted, muscular arms you would see at this contest! Surely it would have to be classified as a world heritage site, a monument to all things good and hot and holy. We can't help imagining all the Zane Phillips lookalikes arriving at this hallowed venue with their tans, their stubble, their thick thighs built by engaging in wholesome activities like scenic mountain hikes and riding other men. We would love to see butch lesbians compete in this event! Perfecting the Zane Phillips look is less about the piercing blue eyes, and more about how sturdy he looks, and the way his tanned skin makes you want to be outside with him all day, before going somewhere completely private all night.